“Oh no thank you, I don’t look at celebrity porn out of respect for their privacy.”
Bullshit! Don’t try and pass this bullshit onto me. Because I know that you are like anyone else. The moment you find out that a hot celebrity is sucking cock, showing her titties, or flashing puss, you’re excusing yourself to go to the bathroom so you can do a little research.
You probably think you’re fooling everyone by opening that private tab, but I know. Oh buddy, I know all about your celebrity porn habits! I’m not creeping on your flat ass while you jerk off in the shower, either. I know that you’re a human being with dong just like me. When you have a chance at seeing any celebrity naked, you jump at the chance.
It’s human nature. I don’t care how bent out of shape you got about The Fappening. Deal with it and/or embrace it by getting your stroke on to some of the hottest naked celebrities out there. Some are going to make you cum your pants, others are going to make you go, ‘oh, that’s it?’ Curiosity may have killed the cat – so too may it kill your boner.
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The Fappening Blog
If it sounds like The Fappening Blog is the official blog for The Fappening event that occurred the better part of a decade ago (God, that long ago, huh?), you would be wrong. This fucking blog is trying to capitalize on the biggest even to happen to online masturbation since high-speed Internet. While that’s the fucking case, it still does a fine job at capturing all of the naughty scenes from some of your favorite celebrities.
Keep in mind that, as the name of the site implies, this is a fucking blog. It’s all presented in a blog layout instead of a gallery like most modern sites. This can take a bit of time to get used to. Fortunately, every celebrity listing shows how many images are in each gallery. Click a listing, and you will see all of the photos for that particular celebrity.
With new celebrity galleries constantly getting published, you are going to find new shit to wank to all the time. It’s not just boring old celebrities like Kim Kardashian, either. You will find new-age celebs like Instagram personalities and the like, so there is a little something for everyone.
Fappenist
What I like about the fucking Fappenist is that it almost feels like a tabloid news site when you first visit. Except, it is all devoted to celebrity titties and asses. You will spot the trending stories of the moment right on the main page. With a link to the most recent content on the top tab of the page. Right away, you get to see everything that is most popular on Fappenist.
Complete with access to images, GIFs, videos, and news at the top of the page, it’s easy to find your way through the archives of Fappenist. Unlike some sites devoted to The Fappening, there is a fuck load of raw and uncensored content that you will find here. For fuck sake, one of the very first scenes features Emily Knight sucking a monster cock and getting her pussy ate out by another knockout beauty.
You are going to have a field day looking through the videos, GIFs, and images that Fappenist delivers. If you are hungry for more, oh buddy, there is plenty more where that came from on ThePornDude! But hold tight, we’re not finished yet!
The Fappening.pro
Wow, there sure are a lot of adult sites taking advantage of ‘The Fappening’ name! Who can blame them, it’s catchy! The minds behind The Fappening.pro must have thought the same thing. Taking some cues from The Fappening Blog, The Fappening.pro also utilizes a blog layout to deliver nude galleries. It’s a lot like The Fappening Blog. In fact, I don’t blame you if you think that these two blogs are sister Fappening blogs in some way.
From what I can tell, these two blogs have nothing in common. Feel free to visit both to see the images and videos you may have missed on one blog, and vice-versa. I can tell you that The Fappening.pro has content that I absolutely did not see on The Fappening Blog.
Namely, Brooke Burke wearing too few of clothes, and Gwyneth Paltrow showing her breasts. Let me ask you something: who the fuck wants to see these two dinosaurs grasping to the last desperate breaths of sex appeal they have left? Especially lil’ ol’ Goop over there, who looks like she has more in common with a pile of toxic sludge than human beings nowadays. Check out The Fappening.pro for galleries that are actually hot and sexy as fuck. But stay away from that Gwyneth Paltrow gallery, or you may get a vagina candle shoved up your asshole.
wikiFeet
Last but certainly not least is a Fappening site that’s a bit different. Look, I know we all jerk off to celebrity tits and asses. But that’s not the only appealing thing about celebrities for some of us. I know that there are plenty of you fuckers out there that love tugging to some feet action. It’s alright, don’t be fucking shy, you can admit it to me!
Once you are ready to be honest with yourself and jerk off to the hottest celebrity feet, head over to wikiFeet and look at the latest, sexiest celebrity feet. You can even look at celebrity feet based on which feet are deemed the most gorgeous feet. Spoiler alert: Megan Fox, Emma Watson, and Selena Gomez have the hottest feet on the site, without question.
You can also look at which celebrities have the largest shoe size, the smallest, and which celebrities have the ugliest fucking feet in the world. Fun fact: Oprah Winfrey and Michelle Yeoh are tied for last as having the ugliest fucking feet on the planet. I’m not a foot guy, but I can totally see how they earned that award. You will too once you see their feet for yourself.
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